When I was having my sort out at work I found this remedy for stress in my pending tray.
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change the things I cannot accept
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my [...]
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’
The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning there was a [...]