When I was having my sort out at work I found this remedy for stress in my pending tray.
Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change the things I cannot accept
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they got on my nerves.
And also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
as they may be connected to the feet I have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me always to give 100% at work:-
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
and 5% on Friday
And help me to remember………………………………………………………
When I’m having a bad day and it seems people are trying to wind me up
It takes 42 muscles to frown
18 to smile
and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth.
I love those precentages.
I like Friday’s best, although it doesn’t work like that in RL LOL
Haha Good one Cherie!
Made me smile
Oh I love this, am going to send it to a friend of mine who isn’t having such a good time at work!
Dxx
I hope it makes her day
xx
I should have this pinned above my desk. Wise words indeed.
I pinned it safely to my blog so I will never forget them
I can so relate to this, but what’s this with the 100% at work thing? I haven’t got time for anywhere near those figures.
You mean I am not supposed to work 100% at work??
I love that ! Made me laugh.
Glad you like it
Remember this one from the City long ago – and it still holds good! Excellent reminder, Cherie. Thank you.
The old ones are the best aren’t they?