A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet know to science. This new element has been tentatively named “Managerium”. Managerium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 111 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called [...]
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New Element Discovered: Managerium
10 Comments CherryPie on Mar 17th 2014
Genesis 6
12 And the Lord said: “Behold, I shall send a flood over the land, for I am sore weary of this gay marriage thing.
13 Not really. It’s clearly nothing to do with that, it’s about climate change, though verily that shalt be denied by he who they call the Environment Secretary, for he shall [...]
18 Comments CherryPie on Feb 17th 2014
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Peninsular 1809 Campaign
Photo copyright of TAG.
Some of you might recall that the boys take over my living room from time to time so that they can use the floor to play Napoleonic wargames. Before they even get to this point they exchange correspondence with the game umpire so that he knows where their figures are going [...]
12 Comments CherryPie on Apr 11th 2013
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A Sign of the Times?
PS: I was neither the sender or receiver of this card
10 Comments CherryPie on Oct 6th 2012
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A Bit of a Laugh ;-)
I am in the middle of writing my next V&V post, which led me to search for some information that I knew was on my previous Blog. Whilst browsing around I found this and couldn’t resist re-posting it, complete with original photo
I am sure this will be controversial but it made me [...]
24 Comments CherryPie on Mar 20th 2012
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The Barber’s Revenge
Angus commented on my previous post suggesting he might like to take the barber up on the offer of a free haircut. After seeing the type of styles that particular barber produces, I think Angus may change his mind
12 Comments CherryPie on Aug 13th 2009
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Community Service
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’
The florist was pleased and left the shop.
When the barber went to open his shop the next morning there was a [...]
20 Comments CherryPie on Aug 12th 2009
